UPDATED: TO ALL MINORITY, WIC/EBT, BATTERED, COLORADAN, PTA MUMS: ILLINOIS PUMPKIN EMPLOYEES NEED SCHOLARSHIPS:

http://money.cnn.com/2015/10/09/news/companies/pumpkin-shortage/index.html?iid=ob_homepage_NewsAndBuzz_pool&iid=obnetwork

FLOOD-RESISTANT, SUGAR PUMPKINS NEED TO BE BRED AND GROWN IN ILLINOIS GREENHOUSES/INDOOR FARMS ASSIGNED TO EACH PRIMATE ZOO. IF IT CAN BECOME FDA-APPROVED AFTER FIVE YEARS, THEN HOPEFULLY IT WILL STABILIZE THE PUMPKIN MARKET. THIS WILL CAUSE MORE IMPOVERISHED MUMS IN ILLINOIS TO BE HOMELESS AND MALNOURISHED. THOSE "GOOD OLE BOYS," WHO ARE AFFLUENT, CAUCASIAN MALES IN THE PUMPKIN INDUSTRY NEED TO BE FIRED INSTEAD OF THE POOR MUMS.