TO ALL U.S. NAVY ENLISTED: FRENCH LANDFILL TRASH MUST HAVE FERMENTED INTO HARD LIQUORS:

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WORLD LEADERS WHO SHOW UP INEBRIATED AT THE ECONOMIC SUMMITS, E.G. FORMER, FRENCH PRESIDENT SARKOZY, WILL NEED TO BE TURNED AWAY FROM THE REAL NEGOTIATIONS BY THE U.S. MILITARY THOUGH.