TO SOUTH VIETNAMESE ARMY RANGERS:

CHRIS, FROM EVERGREEN, COLORADO AND CLIFF'S MOTHER (ALSO FROM EVERGREEN, COLORADO) WILL NEED TO BE BROUGHT IN FOR LEGITIMATE DRUG-TESTING AND RETINAL-SCANNING, AT LEAST THREE TIMES PER MONTH, FOR 50 YEARS. THEY SEEM TO OWN THE PIZZA DELIVERY ROUTES IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO, FOR THEIR ISIL RAPE JIHADISTS. CHRIS MAY HAVE ESCAPED FROM THE JUVENILE JAIL.