TO ALL MUMS OF DOWNIE'S SYNDROME BABIES:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/24/us/alaska-earthquake/index.html

THE ALASKAN OIL PIPELINE WILL NEED EXTENSIVE REPAIRS DUE TO THE MORE DEVASTATING POST-EARTHQUAKE, AFTERSHOCKS. WE NEED TO BE CAREFUL NOT TO ENSLAVE MORE MENTALLY-CHALLENGED, ASIAN-AMERICANS IN THIS PROJECT. FEDERAL FUNDING AND OVERSIGHT MUST BE APPROVED, EVEN IF IT'S A SMALL AMOUNT, OR ONLY SUBSIDIZES 25% OF THE COSTS, TO ENSURE THE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF THESE REPAIRS AND PREVENT MORE CLASS-ACTION, RACIAL DISCRIMINATION LAWSUITS.

***THE MINIMAL FEDERAL SUBSIDIES CAN MOTIVATE HIRING EXECUTIVES TO PAY FAIR WAGES, DEFRAY NECESSARY RETINAL-SCANNING, LEGITIMATE DRUG-TESTING FEES, AND PREVENT FURTHER CHILD LABOR LAWS FROM BEING VIOLATED. AT LEAST EXPENSIVE RETINAL-SCANNING DEVICES, BI-WEEKLY, DRUG-TESTING KITS CAN BE ORDERED IN BULK, AT DISCOUNT RATES, FROM G.S.A.***