UPDATED: TO ALL FEMINIST MINORITIES FROM ENLISTED:

BY EXECUTIVE ORDER OF ZE FRENCH NAVIES:

ERIC PRINCES AREN'T NEEDED. FIRE THEM IMMEDIATELY. I REPLACED THEM WITH THE NEIGHBORHOOD BABIES. THEY'RE THE KINGS AND CAPTAINS FOR THE U.S. MILITARY, AND ASEAN LEADERS. NOBODY ELSE SEEMED INNOCENT ENOUGH. THE LITTLE "BOO-BOOS"/BABIES WILL TAKE COMMAND OVER PRESIDENT OBAMA, IN THE ENTIRE ASIAN-PACIFIC REGION. THEY'RE NOT AS CORRUPT AS THOSE BRUTAL, GENOCIDAL, POWER-CRAZED, UNITED NATION'S DICTATORS/ADMIRAL GENERAL ALADEEN'S. THEY'RE BAPTIZED, ANOINTED, UNITED NATION'S OFFICIALS NAMED CAPTAIN ADORABLE, KING BATMAN AND KING BOO-BOO'S NINJA TURTLE WARRIOR.

UNTIL THEY CAN SIGN ASEAN TRADE AGREEMENTS IN CURSIVE, THEY WILL DIP THEIR SIGNET, WAX SEAL EMBLEM RING INTO PLAY-DOH, USE STAMPS, RAINBOW INK PADS, ON BEHALF OF THE UNITED NATION'S. EVERYBODY IS TO ASSIST THEM IN MAKING THEIR ROYAL CROWNS, SO THEY CAN ALL BE KINGS AND QUEENS OF CHINA AND VIETNAM. ANYTIME THERE'S AN ECONOMIC SUMMIT, OR TRADE AGREEMENT, WE SHOULD BRING FORWARD ALL IMPOVERISHED, MINORITY, NEIGHBORHOOD BABIES.

THEY'LL TAKE OVER THE PENTAGON, AND SIT IN THE U.S. NAVY'S LIEUTENANT'S CHAIR TO COMMAND ALL "FRENCH NAVIES." THEY WILL BOTH AUTHORIZE AND NULLIFY EVERYTHING OUR NATION'S LEADERS AGREE TO, ON BEHALF OF THE UNITED NATION'S I.C.C. UNTIL THEY GET THROUGH HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL, THEY'RE ALL TO SERVE IN "ZE FRENCH FRY-EATING NAVIES." THERE, THEY ARE TASKED WITH TASTE TASTING FRENCH FRIES, ON BEHALF OF THE ASIAN-PACIFIC REGION.

REGARDING CLIMATE CHANGE:

1.  PLEASE BRING "SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN" MAGAZINE EXECUTIVES FORWARD, TO FUNDRAISE FOR BIOENGINEERING A DROUGHT-RESISTANT, POLLUTION-RESISTANT, RAINFOREST WITHIN CALIFORNIA. IT SHOULD BE ABLE TO DRAW 50% MORE POLLUTION INTO ITS ROOT SYSTEMS, WHILE ALSO, BE GROWN AT A 75% FASTER RATE, WITHOUT PESTICIDES, OR INSECTICIDES.

2.  CALIFORNIA CAN'T AFFORD TO ALLOCATE HALF OF ITS STATE TO BRINGING THE NATION A QUARTER OF ITS DWINDLING OXYGEN RESOURCES. WE MUST ALL SUPPORT THE EMISSIONS-FREE/ZERO EMISSIONS, HYDROGEN FUEL CELL VEHICLE MOVEMENT. IF WE CAN AFFORD TO LEASE THOSE VEHICLES, OR TRY TO WALK MORE, THAT WOULD HELP US ALL LIVE LONGER. IN COLORADO, WE NEED AWD/ALL WHEEL DRIVE VERSIONS UNDER $10,000 U.S.D.

3.  THE OPEN SPACE PARKS NEED TO BE AGGRESSIVELY EXPANDED: INCREASED 50% MORE, WITHOUT CALCULATING/EXCLUDING ALL PAPER MILL PROPERTIES. THE SUBURBS ARE GOING TO REQUIRE AFFORDABLE, LOW-INCOME HOUSING, WITH EXPANDED CONSTRUCTION, SUBSIDIZED THROUGH FEDERAL FUNDS, WITHIN 100 MILES OF EVERY SMALL CITY, THE SIZE OF BANGOR.

4.  THIS BRINGS THE COMMUNITY OF IMPOVERISHED ELDERLY TO ACCESSIBLE HEALTHCARE, "CALL-N-RIDE" PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION COVERAGE ZONES, AS THEY MAY NEED TO BE DRIVEN TO MEDICAL APPOINTMENTS.

5.  EVERY WIC, EBT INDIVIDUAL, THEIR IMMEDIATE, ALONG WITH EXTENDED FAMILY MEMBERS ALL NEED FREE, PUBLIC BUS PASSES, UP TO $5,000 U.S.D./YEAR PER EACH PERSON, INCLUDING BABIES. THIS SHOULD INCLUDE/COVER THEIR PUBLIC SCHOOL BUS FEES, COMMUNITY COLLEGE PARKING FEES, AND ALL PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SERVICES. IT SHOULD ALSO INCLUDE THE EXPRESS TOLLS' ANNUAL PASSES.

6.  THE ELDERLY ARE ISOLATED IN RURAL POCKETS, DUE TO LACK OF INCOME, FOR BANGOR, MAINE'S UNAFFORDABLE, COST OF LIVING, SO ARE VULNERABLE TO BEING PREYED UPON, OR FREEZING TO DEATH DURING ICE STORMS. PLEASE TRY TO DEVELOP ASSISTED LIVING HOUSING ALONGSIDE ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS. THIS IS SAFER FOR THE SCHOOL CHILDREN THAN THOSE TERRIFYING, EL CHAPO, DRUG CARTEL KINGPINS.

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7.  PLEASE REMEMBER, WE NEED TO ASSIGN HALF OF ALL U.S. ENLISTED MILITARY, ALL U.S. FIREFIGHTERS, AND ALL U.S. LAW ENFORCEMENT TO BECOMING THE V.N.A./VISITING NURSES ASSOCIATION, WITH 100% FREE, REGISTERED NURSING, R.N. SCHOLARSHIPS. THIS ALLOWS US TO SAFELY BRING EVERYONE ELDERLY INTO THE METROPOLITAN AREAS, WITH ACCESSIBLE HEALTHCARE/NEAR A TRAUMA-RATED HOSPITAL, FOR EXAMPLE/E.G. SWEDISH HOSPITAL/SWEDISH MEDICAL CENTER/HEALTH ONE IN DENVER, COLORADO.

***AFTER THIS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, WE SHOULD BRING IN THE REAL PRESIDENT, PRESIDENTIAL CABINET, AND ALL THREE BRANCHES, OR "ZE FRENCH NAVIES." THE ELECTED OFFICIALS WILL NEED TO IMMEDIATELY BE REPLACED WITH THE INNOCENT, IMPOVERISHED, AND MINORITY BABIES/"ZE FRENCH NAVIES." OTHERWISE, WE'LL ALL BE CONSIDERED COMPLICIT WITH THESE CORRUPT POLITICIANS.***