TO ALL A.C.L.U., AND N.A.A.C.P. BANKRUPTED, I.R.S. AUDITED CIVIL RIGHTS ATTORNEYS:

KNOWING THE MENTALITY OF THE IMPOVERISHED FROM D.C. METRO, THE SECOND ANYONE HAS A CHRISTMAS, NEW YEAR'S, OR LEAP YEAR BABY, EVERYONE IS TO BECOME THE TOWN CRIER ABOUT ALL WEALTHY, PRIVILEGED, CAUCASIANS IN THE AREA HAVING THAT SPECIAL DESIGNATION. UNFORTUNATELY, THIS IS THE SAME FEDERAL CENTER CULTURE OF OPPRESSIVE FEAR, FROM THE REAL "BIG BROTHERS."

THIS WAY THE MUMS CAN BLEND INTO THE BACKGROUND, LIKE CHURCH MICE, AND NOT GET PINK-SLIPPED. THIS IS HOW THE DENVER FEDERAL CENTER WERE "BIG PIMPIN'/RIDIN' DIRTY," ON BICYCLES, DUE TO POVERTY, WITH PH.D. ENGINEERING STUDENT LOAN DEBTS SO TREMENDOUS, IT'S SHOCKING THERE WERE NO HEART ATTACKS, IN THE MIDST OF THE ABSOLUTE WORST "HUNGER GAMES" RESTRUCTURING/DOWNSIZING/STREAMLINING.

EVERY EMOTIONAL, VERBAL RADIOMEN WILL POINT AT EVERY DETACHED, SCIENTIFIC, DATA PROCESSOR FROM THE U.S. NAVY, TO ACCUSE THEM OF BIKE-JACKING THE IMPOVERISHED, BICYLE-COMMUTING, ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSORS THERE, WHO, LIKE EINSTEIN, COULD NOT BE TRUSTED TO DEFEND THEMSELVES FROM U.S. AIRPORT T.S.A., FOR BRINGING ALONG THEIR PIANO TUNERS. THOSE BECAME OUTLAWED ITEMS, APPARENTLY, AFTER 9/11 HAPPENED.

***THE RADIOMEN CAN BE DIFFERENTIATED FROM THE DATA PROCESSORS, BY ONE QUESTION: WHICH ONE IS MOST LIKELY TO FAIL THEIR WEIGHT AND PHYSICAL READINESS TESTS? IT WOULD BE THE EMOTIONAL RADIOMEN, WITH THEIR FLAMIN' HOT, CHEETOS-STAINED FINGERS, NOT THE METICULOUS, STRATEGIC, "MARK SANTINIS" OF THE DATA PROCESSORS' COMMUNITY.***