TO ALL FEMINIST MINORITIES IN COLORADO:

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160211-the-secret-anti-languages-youre-not-supposed-to-know

REMEMBER, IN D.C. METRO GRADE SCHOOLS, LEARN PIG LATIN AND THE ITHIG LANGUAGE. FOR THE LATTER, JUST INSERT "ITHIG" AFTER EVERY SYLLABLE. THOSE TWO LANGUAGES WOULD BE COMBINED TO VERIFY/DATE LATER COMMUNICATIONS, POST-GRADE SCHOOL LEVELS, FOR THE COCAINE-SNORTING, TRANSIENT, INTERNATIONAL, ISIL RECRUITING, SORORITY GIMPS, OF THOSE EARLY DRUG CARTELS THAT HAVE EVOLVED, SINCE THEY'RE NOW ARMED WITH PH.D., M.D. AND J.D. DEGREES.