TO ALL FEMINIST MINORITIES IN D.C. METRO:

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PLEASE LOCATE EVERYONE WHO FILED FOR UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS SINCE JANUARY 1, 2000. THEY HAVE TO BE BROUGHT IN FOR FOLLOW-UP, WITH GLBT, FEMINIST, MINORITIES FROM THE C.D.C., D.E.A., AS THEY MAY HAVE BEEN HUMAN-TRAFFICKED, AND ORGAN-HARVESTED, BY TERRORISTS. THEY ALL NEED FREE RETINAL-SCANNING, HIV, HEPATITIS C, AND LEGITIMATE DRUG-TESTING. PLEASE, ALSO ISSUE THEM EACH 500 QTY, FREE, LATEX CONDOMS, AND CURRENT, PLANNED PARENTHOOD CLINIC MAGNETS.