TO ALL FEMINIST RAPPERS AND RUNNERS:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2013/05/23/sri-srinivasan-judge-supreme-court-circuit-dc-obama-bush/2351543/

LET'S PETITION FOR SRI SRINIVASAN'S NOMINATION VIA EMAIL PETITION TO THE A.C.L.U., TO DELIVER TO THE WHITE HOUSE, BECAUSE HE'S WILLING TO RAP, AND LIKES TO RUN. ONCE HE'S NOMINATED, HE'S BOUND TO STAY HEALTHY LONG ENOUGH TO REVERSE THE OPPRESSIVE CULTURE OF ARRANGED, CHILD MARRIAGES, FOR ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMALES. THIS WILL TAKE FIFTY YEARS, BUT HE COULD POTENTIALLY LIVE LONG ENOUGH, SINCE HE SEEMS PHYSICALLY ACTIVE.