Friday, February 5, 2016

TO ALL GLBT ATTORNEYS:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2016/01/29/millennials-spend-the-most-on-super-bowl-sunday/79460924/

THAT'S FINE, BUT REMEMBER, WE WANT MILLENIALS GUIDED TOWARDS NON-VIOLENT, SUPER BOWL PARTIES WITH CHILD-SAFE EVENTS. THAT MEANS SAFE, DESIGNATED DRIVERS WHO WON'T RAPE MS. JAY'S FROM "AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL." LET'S INCLUDE OUR IMPOVERISHED, GLBT IN A SAFE, WHOLESOME ENVIRONMENT, FREE OF GANG-RAPISTS. LET'S TRY TO GO WITH CANNED, NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES, INSTEAD OF THE ROOFIES, GLASS SHARDS, AND/OR MOUNTAIN DEW WITH METHANOL. PLEASE DISCUSS AND PLAN HOW TO PREVENT THESE HATE CRIMES.

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