TO ALL POOR, U.S. NAVY VETERANS, FROM ENLISTED, WITH MILITARY DRILL WITH WEAPONS TRAINING:

IF TED CRUZ IS RIGHT ABOUT FEMALE VETERANS BEING NUTS AND SLUTS, WE WOULDN'T BE ALIVE. MANY FEMALES, WHO ARE HUNTERS AND VETERANS, FROM ENLISTED, HAVE KEPT ME ALIVE DESPITE THESE "MOUNTAIN LION" THREATS, INCLUDING IN D.C. METRO. LET'S GET EVERYONE, INCLUDING FEMALES, INTO CIVILIAN, BOOT CAMP CLASSES. AFTER THEY PRACTICE ON ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT, FOR FREE, THEY CAN BE ALLOWED TO OFFER "SCHOLARSHIPS" TO OUR FEMALES FROM THE INTERNMENT CAMPS. MOST LIKELY, THEY'RE THE LOCAL DRUG CARTELS FROM RUSSIA, WHO ASPIRE TO BE OMAR THE CHECHENS.

***YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS WHERE THE ISIL RECRUITMENT IS OCCURRING. ALL KRAV MAGA, MODEL MUGGING, FEMALE SELF-DEFENSE INSTRUCTORS MUST BE APPROVED BY THE WOUNDED WARRIORS AND U.S. NAVY SEAL FOUNDATION, SOMEHOW. THE BBB ISN'T ABLE TO RETINALLY-SCAN, AND LEGITIMATELY DRUG-TEST THESE KRAV MAGA INSTRUCTORS EVERY TWO WEEKS.

TRY TO GATHER VOLUNTEERS, SINCE THE NATIONAL GUARDS ARE NOT EVEN A REAL MILITARY. AVOID MARINE AND AIR FORCE VOLUNTEERS LIKE THE PLAGUE. PLEASE, TRY TO CHOOSE U.S. NAVY SEAL FOUNDATION-APPROVED ONES. HOW COME THESE U.S. DELTA ARE MOSTLY CHOSEN FROM THE ARMY RANGERS, NOT THE SEALS? ARE DAVID PETRAEUS' MISTRESSES, FROM WESTPOINT, TRULY THAT POWERFUL?***