TO ALL MEXICAN-AMERICANS IN D.C. METRO: HALAL SUBWAY CORPORATE SPONSORSHIPS NEEDED:

THE BULLIES WHO STOLE TRISTAN'S AMERICAN FLAG PENCILS AND LUNCH FROM LAST YEAR ARE BACK. THERE WERE FOOD INSECURITY EPISODES THAT OCCURRED AT SNACK AND LUNCH TIMES. NOW, TRISTAN IS BEING BLAMED FOR THE EIBER ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, LAKEWOOD, COLORADO BULLIES, WHO MAY BE HUNGRY/HAVING FOOD INSECURITY AGGRESSION TOWARDS HIM AGAIN.

PLEASE MAKE SURE EACH DENVER METRO PUBLIC SCHOOL, AND EIBER ELEMENTARY SCHOOL ARE GIVEN 10,000 FAMILY-SIZED BOXES OF WHOLE-WHEAT GOLDFISH CRACKERS, 100,000 UHT ORGANIC MILK LITERS, AND 100,000 SUBWAY, FOOT-LONG, WHOLE-WHEAT, PORK-FREE, HALAL SANDWICHES EVERY SCHOOL YEAR, FOR THEIR CAFETERIAS.