TO ALL POOR, BATTERED MUMS AND THE F.B.I. VETERANS FROM ENLISTED:

PLEASE GET AN OFFICIAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER TO GET ALL THE WAL-MART, GEORGE, CLASSIC CAREER, BLACK, FLAT-FRONT, MACHINE WASHABLE, DRESS PANTS. THEY'RE $12.00 RIGHT NOW AND ALL BATTERED WOMEN'S SHELTERS DESPERATELY REQUIRE THEM FOR THE JOB FAIRS.