TO ALL FEMINISTS AND ALL U.S. SPECIAL FORCES FROM ENLISTED:

REMEMBER, THE F.B.I. NEED U.S. SPECIAL FORCES TO BE THE REAL DECOYS, AND SHOW UP IN VICTORIA'S SECRET THONGS, DOUSED IN FEATHERMEAL, TO DISCUSS THE BOOK "CATFIGHT" AND FEMINISM, WITH ALL U.S. MILITARY OFFICERS.