TO ALL FEMINIST, MINORITY VETERANS FROM ENLISTED:

http://money.cnn.com/2016/02/25/media/melissa-click-fired-university-of-missouri/index.html

PLEASE FIND IT IN YOUR HEARTS TO ASSIST ALL FEMALE PROFESSORS IN MISSOURI, SO THEY CAN BE EMPLOYED AT THE DEPARTMENT OF LABOR, TO SIGN ALL BATTERED SHELTER RESIDENTS UP, FOR FEMINIST HEALTHCARE, LEARN TO TYPE 65 WORDS PER MINUTE, TRAIN FOR THEIR U.S. NATURALIZATION CITIZENSHIP TESTS, AND GET THEIR G.E.D.'S.