TO ALL FEMALE, MINORITY, DISABLED, BATTERED VETERANS, FROM ENLISTED:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/02/25/study-zika-linked-extensive-birth-defects-throughout-body/80850442/

TODAY, I CAN PRONOUNCE SHAYDE HENRIQUE'S NAME, BUT ONLY WITH AN IRANIAN-FRENCH, HYBRID ACCENT. THIS IS BEST THEN. C'EST LA VIE. REMEMBER, BEFORE EVERYONE'S NAME, INSERT NOO-NOO'S FOR FEMALES AND BOO-BOO'S FOR MALES, AS OFFICIAL TITLES. FOR THE "EVILDOERS," THEY WILL NEED TO BE REFERRED TO WITH "BIN LADEN-SAN" ATTACHED TO THE ENDS OF THEIR SURNAMES.

http://www.sljfaq.org/afaq/titles.html

REMEMBER, ALL JAPANESE, NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NEED TO BE CHECKED AGAIN, FOR RAPISTS, PEDOPHILES, AND YAKUZA THUGS, ENSLAVING MENTALLY-CHALLENGED, AND/OR DISABLED INDIVIDUALS.