DIARY ENTRY OF A SHORT PERSON:

http://lifeonthebalcony.com/five-fall-vegetables-worth-trying-in-your-balcony-garden/

1. I refuse to eat brussel sprouts, so why can't that come in a chocolate protein bar?

2. Even if I'm short, Wal-Mart managers, I still refuse to wear "My Little Pony" sparkly-warkly, pink glitter pajamas. I'll have to get plain, boys' workout clothing for winter pj's then.