TO C.I.A. GODFATHERS WITH PURPLE HEARTS: DRUNKEN MONKEY COMPETITIONS NEEDED:

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TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE HIKING GROUPS AT ALL PUBLIC MIDDLE SCHOOLS WITH AL-A-TEEN AND AL-ANON, PLEASE BRING IN ALL PERSIAN GULF WAR VETERANS FROM THE U.S. SPECIAL FORCES TO DEMONSTRATE DRUNKEN MONKEY SELF-DEFENSE TECHNIQUES.