UPDATED: TO ALL N.C.I.S., D.E.A. S.O.D., C.I.A. S.A.D. AND C.S.P.:

TO ALL CI.A. GODFATHERS WITH PURPLE HEARTS:

YESTERDAY EVENING, TERRORISTS CAME BY THREE SPRUCE APARTMENT COMPLEX, AND BENT THE ENTIRE MAILBOX STRUCTURE FOR THE BUILDING. THERE WERE NO TIRE TRACKS, SO THEY MAY HAVE WELDING, BLOWTORCH, OR CHEMICAL COMPOUNDS TO WEAKEN THE STRUCTURE. ALSO, THEY MAY HAVE USED TOWING VEHICLE(S)/MILITARY STYLE TANKS WITH CHAINS. ALL MILITARY TANK, VAN, TRUCK AND SUV OWNERS SEEN ON SECURITY CAMERAS WITHIN A 5000-MILE RADIUS OF THIS BUILDING THE LAST WEEK WILL NEED EXTENSIVE, TWENTY-YEAR, CRIMINAL BACKGROUND CHECKS.

***PLEASE INCLUDE ALL CONSTRUCTION AND ROAD CONSTRUCTION WORKERS AS THESE TERRORISTS COULD HAVE USED FENCE POST DIGGING EQUIPMENT, OR MERELY WRENCH HANDTOOLS.***