DEAR DIARY,
BEYOND BELLA WELLA'S HIGH IQ, I FIND MYSELF IMPRESSED BY HER ABILITY TO CLIMB AND WALK THE TOP OF MY DRESSER MIRROR. SHE'S DEFINITE CASABLANCA TOP MODEL MATERIAL, BECAUSE SHE HAS THE SAME, ADORABLE, PHOTOGENIC FACE OF HER HUMBLE OWNER. I'VE PROMOTED HER TO CAPTAIN BELLA WELLA.
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