TO ALL POOR MUMS AND GRANDMOTHERS IN DENVER, COLORADO:

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IN DENVER METRO, WALK IN GROUPS, BUT CARRY THIS ALONG, WITH STEEL-TOED BOOTS, IN CASE YOU NEED A WEAPON AGAINST THOSE MUGGERS. A SWIFT KICK IN THEIR PRIVATES, AND A SPIKED PURSE CAN BE USED FOR SELF-DEFENSE. REMEMBER, TRY NOT TO LET THEM TAKE YOU IN THEIR VEHICLES.