TO ALL U.S. SPECIAL FORCES: OPERATION ST. JUDE'S FUNDRAISER:

DEAR TWINKIE AND ALL U.S. SPECIAL FORCES,

AS PEDIATRIC CANCER VICTIMS PERISH FROM LACK OF CHEMOTHERAPY, RADIATION TREATMENTS, LIFESAVING SURGERIES, AND BONE MARROW TRANSPLANTS, THE ROLEX AND BUGATTI EXECUTIVES ARE MERRILY GOLFING.