UPDATED: TO C.I.A. PURPLE HEART GODFATHERS AND N.C.I.S.:

T-MOBILE HAS A HABIT OF TRYING TO SEND 200 MESSAGES FROM MY VISUAL VOICEMAIL AND TURNING TABLET CAMERA ON, WITHOUT MY PERMISSION TODAY, AGAIN.

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME NOW. PLEASE SEND FORWARD C.I.A. PURPLE HEART GODFATHERS TO SEE T-MOBILE "EXECUTIVES." I CAN'T HAVE THESE T-MOBILE HACKERS EMPLOYED WITH SUBCONTRACTORS IN OVERSEAS CALL CENTERS ANY LONGER.

***PLEASE VERIFY AND REMOVE ALL NON-TOP SECRET CLEARANCE, L-1 VISAS AND OVERSEAS CUSTOMER SERVICE SUPPORT FROM T-MOBILE.***