UPDATED: TO POOR, COMMUNITY COLLEGE STUDENTS:

http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Willow-Blue-20-piece-Dinnerware-Set/7731820/product.html?refccid=C3ZDGE7JSJP3S7CK7UD4RG4VF4&searchidx=94

FOR A FAMILY WEDDING GIFT, WITHOUT ANY REGISTRY, WHERE YOU CAN'T ATTEND: TRY TO SEND THEM THIS, AND TWO QUANTITY OF THE 16 PIECE SET FROM CRATE AND BARREL OUTLET, CALLED "CAFEWARE II" DINNERWARE SET. THAT WILL USUALLY BE A GOOD, IMMEDIATE FAMILY, WEDDING GIFT OPTION.

***IF THAT'S GOING TO INVOLVE EATING INSTANT NOODLES, GETTING INTO CREDIT CARD DEBT, AND A PRENATAL MULTI-VITAMIN FOR A FEW MONTHS, THEN TRY TO GET SOMETHING CHEAPER, LIKE NEUTRAL, WHITE BATH TOWELS. AS PEOPLE GET MARRIED, THEY SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE POOR. THAT'S PROBABLY WHY THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY WEDDING REGISTRY, SO YOU WOULDN'T FEEL PRESSURED TO GET THEM ANYTHING.***