TO WAL-MART EXECUTIVES' GRANDMOTHERS: OPERATION FIRE YOUR OWN GRANDCHILDREN:

http://www.zipponet.com/article/Why_Wont_My_Zippo_Light_Any_More

IF A MERE LIGHTER DOESN'T WORK FROM WAL-MART IN LAKEWOOD, AND THE MICROSOFT CELLPHONES ARE THAT DIFFICULT TO OPEN, THEN WAL-MART HOLIDAY SALES WILL PLUNGE. PLEASE WARM UP YOUR ZIPPOS AND FIRE THE TECHNICAL WRITERS FOR ALL MICROSOFT CELLPHONES. THE ZIPPO WICKS ARE DEFECTIVE.