TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICANS AND VETERANS:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/31/health/mre-meals-study-feat/?iid=ob_homepage_showcase_pool&iref=obnetwork

THIS IS A FRIVOLOUS STUDY, WHICH TAKES MONEY OUT OF THE POCKETS OF POOR, U.S. MILITARY ENLISTED. THE PRETZELS NEED TO INSTEAD BE SOFT, CINNAMON-STEVIA SWEETENED CHURROS, FROM 25% JERUSALEM ARTICHOKE FLOUR, WHICH HAS PREBIOTICS, AND THEN INCLUDE A PROBIOTIC, DULCHE LE LECHE PUDDING, STEVIA-SWEETENED, WITH A QUARTER TEASPOON OF L. REUTERI, ACIDOPHILUS BIFIDUS, AND LACTOBACILLUS RHAMNOSUS.

***PLEASE CHECK CHIPOTLE AND WAHOO'S FISH TACOS MENUS, FOR MRE FOOD KIT IDEAS. SOFT TAMALES WON'T CRACK IF DROPPED FROM PLANES TO TROOPS IN DOUBLE-THICK, METAL, NON-LEAD, NON-PLASTIC NANOPARTICLE, NON-MERCURY, AND NON-MIND RAPE DRUG-CONTAMINATED CANS. IT'S WORSE FOR MORALE IF THEY ARE SCOPOLAMINED, DATURA'ED BY GENETIC ENGINEERING TERRORISTS.

REMEMBER, THEY NEED TO HAVE USDA ORGANIC, FRUITS, WHOLE GRAINS WITH PEDIALYTE POWDER, AND 50 GRAM LACTOSE-FREE, VANILLA, WHEY PROTEIN, USDA ORGANIC, POWDER MIXED INTO THEIR BREAKFAST MRE, WHICH NEEDS TO TASTE LIKE A PUMPKIN, SPICED PECAN CINNABON WITH EXTRA, PUMPKIN VANILLA ICING. THERE SHOULD BE A FEELING OF AUTHENTIC, TIJUANA, MEXICAN CUISINE IN MOST MRE'S.***