TO ALL U.S. MILITARY ENLISTED:

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IMAGINE SITTING AT THE AMY TAN MOVIE SET, "JOY LUCK CLUB," REGARDING THE CHESS CHAMPIONSHIP DROP-OUT. SAY THIS IN A CHINESE ACCENT, IMPERIOUSLY, AT THE DINNER TABLE, WHILE HOLDING CHOPSTICKS:

THIS MAN PROFITTED FROM POOR, RUSSIAN OIL MINING SLAVES, AND MURDERED THE SIBERIAN MAYOR. HE NOW SEEKS UK POLITICAL ASYLUM, WHICH, IF GRANTED, WILL ASSIST THE U.S. ECONOMIC INTERESTS. ALTHOUGH UKRAINE WAS A LOSS TO ALL AMERICANS, THIS MAN MAY ASSIST THE U.S. MILITARY, IN DISMANTLING A RUSSIA THAT ASSASSINATES ALL CRITICS OF PUTIN, OR "ADMIRAL GENERAL ALADEENS."

IN THE LONG RUN, I SEE HIM AS A BRITISH VERSION OF EDWARD SNOWDEN. POLITICAL ASYLUM SEEKERS ARE OFTEN REPEATEDLY SCOPOLAMINED BY THE UNITED NATIONS, TO BENEFIT THE HUMAN TRAFFICKING, DRUG CARTELS. IT IS BEST TO HOLD ONTO ALL ENEMIES AS IF THEY WERE FRIENDS, IN ORDER TO GATHER THEM UP, TO EXCHANGE FOR KIDNAPPED AMERICANS IN WAR-TIME.