TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICANS AT D.E.A.:

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ARE STEPPING INTO A BLUE CAR, WITH COLORADO 333-... LICENSE PLATES AND A (303) 333-3333 CAB WITH A NECK TATTOO IN EVERY STATE, AS A CAUCASIAN DRUG DISTRIBUTOR, FOR THE THREE PERCENTER WARLOCKS FROM LAKEWOOD, COLORADO. THAT BLUE CAR WAS IN MY PARKING LOT RIGHT BEFORE THE CAB DRIVER.