TO ALL FEMINIST MINORITIES IN COLORADO:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nascar/2016/02/20/danica-patrick-yoga-daytona-speedweeks-nascar-racing/80629768/

PLEASE, WHILE ENROLLING EVERYONE FROM WIC, EBT, ESL, IEP INTO YOGA CLASSES FOR FREE, LET'S COMBINE THAT WITH HUMAN ANATOMY AND PHYSIOLOGY, TO ASSIST OUR FUTURE MEDICAL DOCTORS. ALSO, LET'S SHUTTLE THEM IN CALL-N-RIDE BUSES, BACK AND FORTH EVERY WEEK FOR NON-BACK ALLEY ABORTIONS, FROM EVERY RECREATION CENTER, GYM, PILATES, BARRE, AND YOGA STUDIO IN THE U.S.

EVEN IF THEY DON'T REQUIRE IT, THEY MAY NEED BIRTH CONTROL, PAP SMEARS, MAMMOGRAMS, HIV, HEPATITIS C TESTS, MEDICAL REFERRALS, PSYCHIATRIC REFERRALS, FOR THE STATE-RUN MENTAL HEALTH DEPARTMENT, ETC. DON'T FORGET TO BRING ALONG ALL HOMELESS, WIC, EBT, ESL, IEP, LATCHKEY, ORPHANED, FOSTER CHILDREN, IMPOVERISHED PRETEENS, IMPOVERISHED TEENS, AND THE ONES BEING/FORMERLY DISCIPLINED, E.G. SUSPENSION, EXPULSION, AT ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS.