TO ALL VETERANS FROM ENLISTED AND ALL FEMINISTS:

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THIS NEEDS TO BE DONE IN GROUP FORM, AT ROUND TABLE CONFERENCE ROOMS, IN A VERBAL, INFORMAL MANNER, THAT'S BILINGUAL: MEXICAN SPANISH, AMERICAN ENGLISH NOW. MILLENNIALS CAN NOT BE TAKEN FROM THE GROUP, ISOLATED, THEN HARASSED, AWAY FROM THEIR PEERS. BRITISH CORPORATE ENVIRONMENTS, WHICH RESTRICT EMPLOYERS FROM ABUSING AND FIRING THEIR STAFF DUE THEIR BIRTHDAYS/AGEISM, AND/OR RANDOM ACTS OF PSYCHOPATHY NEED TO BE IMPLEMENTED.

PLEASE, ALSO, IMPLEMENT TIME CARD MACHINE BOOTHS, WITH METAL DETECTING, RETINAL-SCANNING, ALCOHOL BREATHALYZER, TERRORISM SCREENING, CAPABILITIES. IT SHOULD HAVE WEEKLY, ELECTRONIC MANAGEMENT REVIEWS FOR ALL EMPLOYEES TO VOTE UPON TOGETHER. THIS ALLOWS LESS PAPERWORK FOR THE PAYROLL DEPARTMENT, AND ANNUAL REVIEW PROCESS. THERE, AFL-CIO NEED TO BE AVAILABLE, WITH BENEFITS ANNOUNCEMENTS, BENEFITS ENROLLMENT REMINDERS, UNION MEETINGS, STREAMLINED, OSHA VIOLATIONS WHISTLEBLOWER OPPORTUNITIES, AND WEEKLY, ADVOCACY OPINION POLLS.

***PLEASE INSTALL BULK, FREE, LATEX CONDOM DISPENSERS NEXT TO EVERY FIRE EXTINGUISHER, RESTROOM, WITH BILINGUAL INSTRUCTIONS FOR PROPER USE, AND REMINDERS ABOUT GLBT DIVERSITY EXPECTATIONS IN THE WORKPLACE. CASUAL, FRIDAY DRESS CODES WILL NEED TO BE REPLACED WITH 95% MORE EMPLOYER-COVERED, UNIFORM DRESS CODES, TO DECREASE IMPERSONATORS, TERRORISM, STOLEN INTELLECTUAL, COPYRIGHT PROPERTY, ALL CORPORATE ESPIONAGE, AND ELECTRONIC ESPIONAGE. EMPLOYER-COVERED, TEAM, GOLFING POLO SHIRTS ARE BEST ON CASUAL FRIDAY'S, WITH FREE, MONTHLY TRIPS FOR EMPLOYEES TO LEARN GOLFING TOGETHER.***

***REAL QUICK, THIS MEANS MALE, HETEROSEXUAL, CAUCASIAN, RIPPLING ABS WILL BE BANNED, FROM LEADING ANY EMPLOYEE REVIEW MEETINGS, UNTIL THE FREE, POTATO CHIPS, COFFEE MESS, FAST FOOD, AND HOT WINGS, ARE MADE AVAILABLE TO ALL IMPOVERISHED STAFF AGAIN. COMPANY PICNICS, POTLUCKS, PIZZA PARTIES, GOLFING, YOGA, INDOOR, ROCK CLIMBING, CHARITY WINE TASTINGS, IHOP AND BOWLING MEETINGS NEED TO REPLACE THOSE COMPANY CARDIO CLASSES.***