TO ALL D.C. METRO BARRIOS:

http://www.selectivemutismfoundation.org/info-on-selective-mutism/common-myths

IF TIRED, OR UNDER STRESS, IT'S BEST TO WRITE ON A FRIDGE DRY-ERASE BOARD TO YOURSELF:

REMEMBER, IN COLORADO, NO MATTER WHAT, PLEASE TRY YOUR HARDEST TO COVER UP THE SPANGLISH AND BARRIO ACCENT. SWITCH TO YOUR VIRGINIAN, GEORGIAN, AUSSIE AND/OR CONNECTICUT ACCENT, AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. THIS WILL KEEP YOU SAFER AMONG THESE PREDOMINANTLY KKK, NAZIS AND ONE PERCENTER WARLOCKS/OUTLAW MOTORCYCLE GANGS.