TO N.C.I.S., D.E.A., F.B.I., AND C.I.A.:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/03/us/active-shooter-crase-training/?iid=ob_homepage_showcase_pool-test&iref=obnetwork

REMEMBER NOT TO TRUST THE PEOPLE AROUND ME WHO WERE INVOLVED IN T-BONING MY CAR, ON THE DRIVER'S SIDE. EVEN AS I WAS HIT, I MANAGED TO AVOID FLIPPING OVER, HITTING OBSTACLES, THEN DRIVE OFF THE ROADWAY, IN BETWEEN TWO POLES, AND ONTO A GRASSY STRIP. HOWEVER, I NOTICED THAT SOLAR CITY VAN, AND CONVENIENTLY, "COINCIDENTALLY" CONNECTED PEOPLE THERE, WHO WERE INVOLVED, IN TRYING TO ASSASSINATE ME.

***PLEASE, DON'T LET THEM NEAR ANY FIRST FAMILIES, OR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES. IF YOU SEE ME BEING POLITE TO ANYONE, REMEMBER THAT THIS IS DENVER METRO, SO DON'T TRUST THEM. THEY'RE POSSIBLY DRUG CARTEL, A GANG MEMBER, A BITCOIN ASSASSIN, OR KKK, TRYING TO GROOM ME LIKE A PEDOPHILE.***

***MY RIGHT LEG'S BONE BRUISE IS NOW LIGHT LAVENDER-COLORED, ALTHOUGH THE WHOLE RIGHT LEG TURNED A DARK PURPLE, FROM THE KNEE TO THE ANKLE, SOON AFTERWARDS, AND WAS SWOLLEN FOR MONTHS, AFTER THAT ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT.***