TO ALL N.C.I.S., F.B.I., U.S. NAVY SEALs, AND D.E.A. S.O.D.: Denver Mint Counter-Terrorism Investigation Needed:

Unfortunately, all of Mark Weaver's exes, including his poly-addicted ex-wife, and her many exes will need to be brought in, to feminist N.C.I.S. and D.E.A. S.O.D. ISIL interrogations, drug-testing, HIV, HEPATITIS C, all Sexually Transmitted Diseases, and retinal scanning. Please bring in all the RICO ACT VIOLATORS from the auto leasing dealership that were ever in illegal possession of his personal information. The Corpus Christi, Texas ex-girlfriend of his will need to be included in this investigation for terrorism. Please include HOMELAND SECURITY DENVER AND ALL TEXAN BRANCHES IN THE INVESTIGATION.