To All U.S. Navy Radiomen:

Dear U.S. Navy SEAL Radioman "God":

The Michaels Arts store employee was right. I should try to mix more oranges into the red, tropical flower arrangement. It's got something to do with contrasting colors, textures, which the professional gardeners seem to do so easily. I never studied Martha Stewart Living magazines in bootcamp. I wanted you to know that, so you can put a wig on, balance in high heels, wearing a ruffled, floral apron, and arrange a "bouquet" of Care Bear teddy bears on top of pastel, foam, fun noodles in front of the Colorado PTA. I believe Martha Stewart uses floral wires, but it could still work out with pink, Hello Kitty duct tape, and carpentry glue. Maybe this will help everyone's social status, so we could finally be "cool" with all those PTA Mums.

Cheers,
Wynn