TO N.A.A.C.P. PREGNANT, BATTERED MUMS:

Please screen all T-Mobile employees every single month in the U.S. with retinal scanning and legitimate drug testing. The work environment will hopefully be inclusive to all African-American, battered, single, pregnant, teenaged mothers. They're going to need to be brought in with inclusive, feminist, social workers, who are willing to sign them up for WIC, EBT, low-income housing without neighbors who are Caucasian, male, hate criminals.