DEAR TWINKIE AND ALL U.S. NAVY, ENLISTED VETERANS:

REMEMBER, TRY TO SET A U.S. NAVY RECORD FOR SWIMMING, UNDERWATER MMA COMBAT, SPRINTING, WEIGHTS, NAVY SEAL PUSH UPS, 28 VARIATIONS OF MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS, AND MMA AT THE GOLDEN RECREATION CENTER IN GOLDEN, COLORADO. THEY MAY BE ABLE TO HOST AN AERIAL COMBAT FIGHT (IN THE AIR WITH STICKS AND HARNESSES) TO SUPPORT SCHOLARSHIPS FOR THEIR AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAMS.