UPDATED: TO ALL U.S. NAVY PETTY OFFICERS:

REMEMBER TO DO A COMEDY, FUNDRAISER PLAY ABOUT A WOUNDED WARRIOR WHOSE A GLBT, AFRICAN-AMERICAN, U.S  NAVY SENIOR CHIEF (IN ALL POSSIBLE COMBINATIONS OF GENDER AND GLBT ORIENTATIONS) NAMED "RICKY MACHIAVELLI," TURNING FORTY YEARS OLD, BECOMING AWARE OF ALL CELEBRITY, U.S. NAVY, GLBT, SPECIAL FORCES, INCLUDING IN THE U.S. ARMY RANGER WORLD.

BE INSPIRED BY THE MOVIE, "BRAVEHEART," AND TITLE THE PLAY, "NOT ON THE ENLISTED'S BACKS, WARRANT!" IN VIETNAMESE. INCLUDE CURSING, RAMPAGING MONOLOGUES IN ITALIAN, FRENCH, LATIN AND SPANISH ON THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.