TO SOUTHERN D.E.A. AGENTS IN THE WORLD : FLY TO COLORADO IMMEDIATELY :

THE EXPERIENCE OF JUST BEING SOUTHERN VIETNAMESE-AMERICAN FROM THE SOUTH MEANS THAT "REBIRTHING THERAPISTS" IN EVERGREEN, COLORADO AND IN THE U.S. NAVY CAN "RIGHTFULLY" ACCUSE ME OF BEING THE FOLLOWIN' :

A) A MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER (THANK YOU, PAT WISE)

B) IN NEED BEING HUMAN TRAFFICKED TO THEIR U.S. MARINES, WHO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT THEIR SINS IN VIETNAM AGAINST THE VIETNAMESE (THANK YOU, ANN BOLSON)

C) ACCUSED OF BEIN' STONED MERELY BECAUSE I NEED TO SPEAK SLOWLY TO Y'ALL, WHO CAN'T SPEAK AMERICAN ENGLISH, LET ALONE MULTIPLE LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS, BECAUSE Y'ALL HAVE A NEANDERTHAL PROBLEM