Wednesday, September 30, 2015

TO ALL SOUTHERN, SECRET SERVICE AGENTS: LONGCHAMPS FASHION SHOW AND MMA FUNDRAISER NEEDED IN DENVER, COLORADO :

FROM NOW ON, MAKE SURE ALL PURSES, BOOTS, BIBLES, HANDBAGS ARE SPIKED FOR SELF-DEFENSE PURPOSES, AT ALL LONGCHAMPS FASHION SHOWS. DENVER, COLORADO WILL NEED TO HOST A SECRET SERVICE FUNDRAISER FOR ALL APPALACHIAN SQUIRREL HUNTERS.

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