TO ALL C.I.A. S.A.D., F.B.I., D.E.A. S.O.D., AND N.C.I.S.:

PLEASE SHACKLE ALL THE I.T. AND PROGRAMMERS FROM THE DENVER FEDERAL CENTER WHO COMMITTED TERRORISM AGAINST THE ADMIRAL'S FORMER RADIOMAN. ALSO, ARREST ALL THE POSHMARK CUSTOMER SERVICE TEAM.