TO ALL LATCHKEY ORPHANS FROM THE U.S. NAVY:

JetBlue rider whizzes through the air
http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/11/travel/jetblue-passenger-urinates/index.html

HOW ABOUT BANNING ALL ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES BEING SERVED ON AIRPLANES? SELF CHECK-IN MACHINES AT THE AIRPORTS NEED TO INCLUDE FREE RETINAL-SCANNING, BIOMETRIC, IDENTITY VERIFICATION, EAR TEMPERATURE FOR FEVER, BLOOD PRESSURE, WEIGHT CHECK, AND A FREE BREATHALYZER TEST.

***BEFORE BOARDING A PLANE, REMEMBER, WHATEVER YOUR SOCIAL CLASS STATUS, THOSE WITH CHILDREN AND PREGNANT WOMEN HAVE TO BE SEATED AND SERVED FIRST.***