TO ALL JAMAICAN-AMERICAN GRANDMOTHERS:

ANN TAYLOR'S CASUAL, BLACK, COCKTAIL DRESSES IN PETITE SIZES:

PLEASE TRY TO SIZE THEM ON THE U.S. NAVY SEALS. ANN TAYLOR DRESSES CAN TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY, IN THE WRONG MANNER. PLEASE, FLY IN 50,000 JAMAICAN-AMERICAN GRANDMOTHERS TO EXPAND THE DRESS WIDTHS AT LEAST TWO INCHES FOR EVERY 38 YEAR-OLD MUM.

THANKS,
WYNN