TO N.C.I.S. AND C.I.A.:

A GROUP OF MEN CAME BY FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO, APPROXIMATELY, CLAIMING TO BE FROM WEST METRO FIRE DEPARTMENT AND MAINTENANCE. THEY POUNDED ON THE DOOR VERY LOUDLY AND CALLED OUT FOR "NATHAN," THE NAME OF MY RAPE JIHADIST EX-HUSBAND.

PLEASE DELIVER THEM ALL TO HOMELAND SECURITY DENVER FOR N.C.I.S., U.S. SPECIAL FORCES. THEY ASKED IF THERE WAS A SMELL COMING FROM MY APARTMENT, AND SAID THE PAINT SMELL YESTERDAY WAS FROM THE DOWNSTAIRS APARTMENT. THEY WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WAS SICKENING ME. NATHAN DOESN'T LIVE HERE. PLEASE RETINALLY-SCAN, AND LEGITIMATELY DRUG-TEST EVERYONE. THE CAUCASIAN, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WAS THE ONE WHO WAS CALLING OUT FOR "NATHAN." THERE WERE AT LEAST FOUR OF THEM, ONE A YOUNG, LIGHT-SKINNED, AFRICAN-AMERICAN MALE.