UPDATED: TO POOR, COMMUNITY COLLEGE STUDENTS:

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PLEASE TURN OVER ALL THE POLY-ADDICTED ABUSERS AT WORK, AND COMMUNITY COLLEGE, TO D.E.A., SO YOU CAN GET A RAISE/PROMOTION TO AFFORD THIS POWER GENERATOR. THIS MODEL WASN'T UL SAFETY TESTED, SO NEEDS TO BE DONATED (10,000 QTY IN LAKEWOOD, CO TO ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT, AND FIREFIGHTERS TO TEST IN FIREPROOF LABORATORIES).