TO ALL FEMINIST MINORITIES: DONALD TRUMP MEANT THIS, I HOPE.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/02/politics/donald-trump-terrorists-families/index.html

PRIOR TO ANY SYRIAN DEPLOYMENTS, WE NEED TO CAPTURE THE TERRORISTS' MISTRESSES, CHILD RAPE SLAVES, AND OFFER OUR OWN LOOKALIKE DECOYS TO THEM. IF POSSIBLE, WE MAY BE ABLE TO SECURELY, YET HUMANELY IMPRISON SOME OF THEIR CIRCLES, AS A FUTURE POW EXCHANGE FOR OUR OWN TROOPS, IF THEY'RE CAPTURED.

IN THE MEANTIME, LET'S ALL PRETEND THAT WE SAW ALL DEAD TERRORISTS AT CHRISTMAS PARTIES, FOR FIVE YEARS POST-MORTEM, UNTIL WE CAN STRAIGHTEN OUT ALL PRISONER EXCHANGES TO OUR SYRIAN "ALLIES." KEEP IN MIND, ASSAD'S REGIME ENJOYS CHEMICALLY MANUFACTURING, STOCKPILING AND USING WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AGAINST US.