TO ALL FEMINISTS:

SAY THIS WITH A COOING, FAKE, IRANIAN ACCENT TO YOURSELF, IN FRONT OF ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT, WHILE PRETENDING TO SPEAK TO THE BABY JESUS FIGURE NEARBY:

INSTEAD OF READING PHYSICS BOOKS, WHILE PREGNANT, THESE CRACK ADDICTS WERE CONSTANTLY PIMPING. THEY POSE THE BIGGEST THREATS, THOSE MALE AND FEMALE PIMPS. TURN OVER 95% OF CHIEFS FROM THE U.S. NAVY. THEY NEED TO BE PLACED INTO THE CORRECT CELLS. PLEASE ARRANGE SCHOLARSHIPS TO GET THE RIGHT PRISON GUARDS FOR THEM.