TO ALL VETERANS FROM ENLISTED:

THE VIRGINIAN LURAY CAVERNS NEED TO BE CHECKED FOR THESE UNABOMBER TYPES THAT MAY BE DEAD FROM GANG WARS. THESE INTERNATIONAL GANGS ARE MERGING AND DECIDED TO CUT THEIR OWN PEOPLE OUT OF PROFITS. MANY ARE RELEASED FROM PRISONS TO PLOT ASSASSINATIONS AGAINST COREY BOOKER AND OBAMA. SOME OF THOSE SECRET SERVICE AGENTS HAVE AGAIN RAPED COLOMBIANS. IT'S TIME TO REMOVE THEM. THEY'RE A LIABILITY TO EVERYONE.