TO ALL N.A.A.C.P., A.C.L.U. AND GLBT NATIVE AMERICAN, DISABLED VETERANS:

http://college.usatoday.com/2016/02/29/middlebury-bans-energy-drink/

YOU WILL HOPEFULLY REALIZE THAT IT'S CRITICAL TO RESPECT OTHERS RIGHTS TO DRINK THEIR TEAS, COFFEES, AND LEAVE THEM ALONE. STRICT DIETARY, DRESS CODE RESTRICTIONS ARE A SIGN OF AN UNHEALTHY ENVIRONMENT, WHERE SALEM WITCH HUNTERS, WHO ARE ABUSERS, IN POSITIONS OF POWER CAN FLOURISH. THERE HAS TO BE REASONABLE EXPECTATIONS, AND MODERATION IN EVERYTHING.

THERE ARE GOING TO NEED TO BE CLASS-ACTION LAWSUITS, ON BEHALF OF BATTERED, T.B.I. MUMS, DISABLED VETERANS WITH T.B.I., AND ALL NATIVE AMERICANS, BECAUSE OF THIS RESTRICTION. IN OTHER WORDS, THOSE U.S.S. WYOMING PERVERTS, INFORMANTS, FROM THE F.B.I., WHO ENJOY DISTRIBUTING NUDE, SPY CAMERA FOOTAGE OF OUR FEMALE SAILORS, WILL NEED TO BE BROUGHT IN, FOR U.S. MILITARY TRIBUNALS, WITH DEATH PENALTIES.

***THE FEMALE RATES OF ANABOLIC STEROID ABUSE NEEDS TO BE RE-INVESTIGATED, IN ALL VERMONT ATHLETES, AND THE ENTIRE U.S. MILITARY.***

***FINALLY, IT'S BEST TO SUSPECT THAT LINDSEY VONN STRATEGICALLY GETS REPEATEDLY INJURED, TO GET HER OPIATES AND ANABOLIC STEROIDS. PLEASE REPLACE HER, HER ENTIRE PEDOPHILE ENTOURAGE, WITH AFRICAN-AMERICAN, FEMALE SKIERS WHO AREN'T CHEATING.***