Dear Scary-Looking, Caucasian Massa Arms From The U.S. Navy:

https://youtu.be/JKQwgpaLR6o

Guess what?  I'm a spinster with a cat now. Remember promising to be my fake boyfriend in San Diego "A" school? Considering how I get accused of acting like "Sydney White," you'll hopefully pretend this is "our song." And how come single women who live with cats are more preyed upon than ones without cats? That's positively insulting.