To All Enlisted, African-American, Feminist Veterans From Alabama:

My impoverished, new neighbor from Alabama has a disabled, repeatedly abused friend who actually had to wait an entire year for her auto insurance claim to be processed, although she was in the hospital with severe physical injuries. The corrupt, auto insurance company executives need to be all brought in to enlisted, African-American, U.S. Navy SEALs from D.C. Metro ghettos.